Experimental Post #1

Bluey, it be St. Paddy's Day? Why me forget to where green? I forgot! Why? Not enough Irish blood? hell and damn my name is Shamus! I should be weraing green. Am I dreaming? I don't know for no one pinched me because of my lack of grren outerwear (hey wait, maybe my underpants are green...hold on while I take a look) No they are Mickey Mouse. But that means...I'm going to Disneyland!